vaginal discourse or, my parents problem with the mention of body parts at places where people may be nicely dressed we are arguing about my vagina and its place in my graduation we are arguing about my vagina because they say that it doesn’t belong there: that to mention my (shocked tone) vagina!? at a ceremony would be a disgraceful thing what would people think?!?!? it’d be crude/crass/indignant/profane— they’d be simply mortified: imagine my name in a sentence w/ that word— they’d die from the discomfort. my mother without whose vagina mine would not exist cannot understand my deep offense at their threats to not attend if i quote “this vagina will be known” at graduation i tell her i am proud of my vagina (though it like all others has been shut up and vilified) and that only through letting vaginas be heard and worshipped can we advance as people. i tell her that when parents instruct their offspring to clean their plates because children are starving in other countries they should instead teach their daughters to revere their clitorises because girls in foreign lands have theirs savagely removed and to give thanks for their vulva’s ability to open itself when elsewhere women’s are threaded and sewn. to no avail: we are just semantically circling and i am becoming teary & morose while my vagina (which was so excited to finally be given mention and praise) recoils like a turtle into its shell of shame and is simply mortified that people don’t cherish their universal home no matter what the social setting.