mother may i be your



mr. fox at midnight

cause red rover red rover

you know you want to

send yourself right over

but red light green light 

i can never stop in time



i put you in the bathtub

to see if you could swim

you drank of all my water

with a thirst i did admire

call the doctor call the nurse

call that queer old lady

with the alligator purse



say we lost the steamboat’s bell

(ding ding) but we found

something better, operator

so give me number nine

and you had best not 

disconnect me from your

adorable behind



i’d love to capture

your flag but you’re almost

out of bounds to cinderella

dressed in yellow who by

mistake did kiss the snake but

it’s a blunder we all have made 



i will hide so you can seek me

you’re greater than 

green globs of gopher guts

you’re no mutilated monkey meat

so show this queen of hearts

why alice shouldn’t

replace that silly ol’ king.