birdblade he had the poisonality of a larkspur. it was a do-or-die type of story with very little elbow room. she was this sort of debonair diva darling, of the variety that looks best in black hat and gloves. they were a mismatched rehashed bundle of impossibilities lounging away life on tropical islands whenever possible (which was not often). he had a green fedora of which he was excessively proud. she was always changing into something more comfortable, which caused him to wonder about her (but not too deeply). they ballroom danced and she wore pointy shoes that made her 5’11’’ with an extra-straight back. she later complained about the blisters, and he said he would hear none of it, as he had warned her against them in the first place. he liked dry martinis because they were in vogue. she ate his twists of lime for vitamin c. they could have made a great pair in a 40’s tearjerker movie way but she lost one too many of his argyle socks in the laundry. this was intentional on her part because he had the poisonality of a larkspur and eventually all she could see was the blade in the bird.